You Belong In Fashion School – You Just Don’t Know It
You wore a leather fanny pack to prom. At the time, you thought you were being stylish by wearing it with your LBD. Now you only wish you could live the embarrassment down by going far, far away. Why not go to fashion school? It’s as good an excuse as any to skip town. You don’t know this know but you and fashion school are made for each other. Here’s why.
1. You do not know a Swatch from a swatch.
We’re not talking of trendy Swiss pocket watches here but textile samples. Fashion school’s textile courses can show you how to work with all types of fabric - the material your leather fanny pack is made of included.
2. You cannot sew.
Sewing may not be a life skill but you have very few ones, anyway, so it wouldn’t hurt you to learn one more. Learn to sew. In a recession economy, this provides you with a fool-proof way to save money. You won’t have to purchase clothes anymore - you will be making them. If your creations turn out beautifully, you can wear them. If they don’t, you could always chuck them off or torch them with a Zippo for more drama.
3. You love Project Runway.
You watch the show religiously and would give anything to be on it. Fashion school may be no Project Runway but it comes pretty close. You will be working with fabrics. You will do your own sewing. You will be told to create dresses which will be praised or criticized. Come to think of it, fashion school is very much like Project Runway - sans the prize, the cameras, Heidi Klum, and Tim Gunn.
4. You will meet a lot of interesting people.
Corky and flamboyant - that’s what most people in fashion school are so you can expect your classes to be both real and reel-worthy. Do not be surprised by a seatmate who carries his lucky pair of scissors everywhere or a classmate who loves silk so much she swears she finds sniffing the fabric simply orgasmic.
5. Fashion school is the glamor pool.
In case you have forgotten, you’re the girl who paired an LBD with a leather fanny pack. You need the instant style pedigree fashion school can give you. In the eyes of the world, fashion students are stylish and creative. Turn this generalization to your advantage. Have business cards printed with your name, contact details, and the phrase ‘Fashion Student’ in them. You can also have your business card holder embossed with the same.
All these reasons boil down to one thing - short of going to Hollywood and becoming the next Kirsten Dunst, fashion school is the ONLY way you can redeem your reputation. So, don’t just sit there. Go there, and go now.
